Ivan walked into his home, out from the cold. Immediately he smelled a foul and rotting odor, much like
Pig Pen's urethra. Noticing the half-put away vibrator, he immediately realized and suspected his wive,
Svetlana, had not shaved in months, resulting in a disgusting, warm, and wet Ushanka. How would he know though? He hasn't tapped that in ages.