Define Uvm Meaning

UVM: The University of Vermont is a place where out-of-staters (mostly from Massachusetts or Long Island) come and morph into what they think a "Vermonter" is. This means they wear patchwork clothing, get dread-locks, and take on a new way of talking: slow and sounding perpetually stoned using phrases such as "yeah man". The true Vermonters look at the out-of-staters attempts at being "Vermonters" and wonder where the hell these people came from.

The student body is not made up of "hippies" rather, it is made up of
"trustafarians" (see definition). However, there is still the assortment of jocks, frat boys, sorority girls, and people who look like they play Dungeons and Dragons and are not ashamed of it. There is a slight lack of cultural diversity at the University of Vermont.

Overall UVM is a melting pot of people and is not just made up of pot-smoking trustafarians.

A term often used at UVM (Burlington, VT). “UVM hot” refers to when an attractive women lowers her standards to accommodate the men standards in Burlington. With more women than men on campus, there’s bound to be an uneven divide. All the sudden the homeless looking men are solid options. Out of those options, many of these men are gay, bi, or somewhere in between, leaving you with a resounding small pool of potential picks. Prior to being at uvm, these people might’ve not seemed attractive to you, but now are. This dissolution will grow through the 4 years of attending this “stuck-in-the-70s-skier-crunchy-raggy-crusty-earthy-pseudo-hippie” school/city. Why is Bernie attractive all the sudden? It’s because he’s UVM hot.
Oh the burnout smoking a cig on a porch next to his skateboard? UVM hot.
Synonyms for “UVM hot”:
“He composts”
“Not actually attractive but you’re blinded by the shitty options”
“Smells like weed and moles”
“Real-world ugly”
“I don’t know what I was thinking”
“Looks good only with ski goggles, helmet and snow pants on”