Define Velcroed Meaning

when you scrape your skin on velcro creating large scratch patch.

to get one's moustache inextricably entwined in one's partner's bearded oyster hair

When two men with long beards greet each other and rub each other's beards together resulting in the velcroing of the beards.

The situation a couple faces when their pubic hair gets wound together during intercourse, forcing them to be Siamese twins for at least a year.

Shoes with velcro fasten straps instead of shoe laces, ideal for getting naked at fast speeds in because you don't have to untie your shoes. Definitely a worthwhile purchase.

The bro-love inspired intimate act of two males scouring one anothers well developed beards together. To be used in place of: Handshaking, High fiving, or cuddling after sex.

an act that is so easy it's like unhooking hook and loop fasteners aka velcro. can also be used to affirm an action that will be taken.

(noun) The interlocking of arm hair that occurs when two males are walking, standing or sitting in uncomfortable proximity to one another while wearing short sleeves.

(verb) to velcro: to mingle pubic areas together during lesbian sex;

(noun) velcro: the pubic hair

(abstract noun): the act of rubbing one velcro against another

derivitives:

velcro style
velcro sex
velcro meshing
velcro frotting
velcro fun

Tiny interlocking loops of man-made material. Found on the shoes of kindergardeners.