Define Coldplay Meaning

coldplay : To pre-game so hard with friends before a concert (ideally actual Coldplay concert) for which you paid a lot of $$$ that you and a friend pass out at the entrance of the concert stadium even before the concert starts and have to be taken to the medical room.

a band to listen to in the bathtub while your crying and masturbating using your tears as lubricant

An awesome band that can give you a break for the all that loud music you love and a great relaxant

fucking shit band, makes you want to kill yourself when you hear any of their songs

Coldplay is another word for crap.

Possibly the most overrated band in the history of modern popular music, next to the beatles. Their music is nice to listen to, but not very musically dynamic and gets tiresome quickly. All their songs are "engineered" to sound perfect and evoke some kind of emotional response. These guys wouldn't know improvisation if it hit them in the face. And they play short concerts now that they're superstars. A fad that will surely fade soon.

1) To rip off someone else's intellectual property and claim it as your own, as the pop band Coldplay has done repeatedly.

also common -
2) get/be coldplayed: to be the object or victim of someone else's ripoff scheme.

a terrible excuse for rock music
they really deserve the genre "alternative bullshit"

Way overrated band that just sounds like noise.

Generic rock band who sounds like all of the 1000 "alternative" bands you hear on the FM radio.