kill yourself:
me:man... life sucks... my girlfriend dumped me... i failed at school... i can't get a job... i wish there was something i could do.
Rope: hey michael?
me:yeah?
Rope: come "hang" out for a while ;)
me:OKAY
ROPE!!!!!
Rope: i love holding you michael
me: ......
coff....coff........
Rope: michael?
me: .........