Jim: Oh hey I have
Optimum Online Ultra! I get speeds up to 101mbps! I know it's
not possible to make it to 101mbps all the time, but most of the time, I
get about 61mbps! What about you, dude?
Tim: Suck it! I have 8mbps! WHAT! Verizon FiOS has the best Internet in the nation!
Jim: I-I think you should just... you know, leave.
Tim: Yeah...