Guy 1 "Dude, it's been 6 damn months since I've had sex. How long for you?"
Guy 2 "A fucking year!"
Guy 1 "It's been a year since that
random chick at the club?"
Guy 2 "Yeah, I think that bitch gave me some
curse, like Voodoo Sex Dick."
Guy 1 "
Bummer, bro."