Define Weather Report Meaning

a slang term used when a competitor in texas holdem has the cards Ace, 8 containing the same suit in his/her hand.

A jazz band from the the '70s, Weather Report was made up of pianist Joe Zawinul and saxophonist Wayne Shorter, with a lot of others coming in and out in rotation. Some members that have gone through include the late great Jaco Pastorius, who was a virtuoso at bass. They went through a string of drummers, including Alphonse Mouzon, Eric Gravatt, Greg Errico, Leon 'Ndugu' Chancler, and Chester Thompson.

Oh yeah, and their album "Heavy Weather" fucking kicks!

A comment written in one’s status box (e.g. MySpace, Facebook or other similar social networking web site), or other publicly visible area regarding the weather. Generally, the Internet Weather Report is employed to express one’s satisfaction or dissatisfaction with the day’s temperature, relative humidity, precipitation, and cloud cover (or lack thereof), combined with one’s inability to create a more engaging, meaningful or entertaining status update.

See also, Internet Sigh, State of the Week Address

In Pennsyl-tucky, denizens, often impoverished, indigent, shiftless, or simply apathetic, must resort to near neolithic forms of obtaining information, such as the weather.

Also may refer to any simplistic method of obtaining something, information or otherwise, rather than performing an actual event involving even minimal effort.

An instant weather report is a THO