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Whitest
The most American thing/part of an individual

The whitest part of me is listening to Carrie Underwood.
The whitest part of me is enjoying the show Seinfeld.
By Lissi
Whitest Kids U'know
amazingly awesome hilarious comedy troupe consisting of five extremely hot guys: Trevor, Zach, Sam, Timmy and Darren. They do comedy sketches and funny music videos. They also have a show on ifc but you can watch most of their stuff on youtube.

some whitest kids u'know sketches include: weird the stripper, classroom skit, mountain of chairs, fairy of womenhood, its illegal to say, girl sympathy, slow jerk etc,

Music vids: hitler rap, get a new daddy, we gon' make love, totally gay for america...

OMFG JUST WATCH THEIR STUFF YOU'LL LOOOOVE THEM I CANT BELIEVE NO ONE ELSE PUT A DEF FOR THEM YET
By Kira
The Whitest Kids U Know
The Whitest Kids U’Know (WKUK) is a sketch comedy pogram which aired its first season on Fuse in March of 2007, but then moved to IFC where it can be aired in all its uncensored goodness.

The show features comedians Trevor Moore, Zach Cregger, Darren Trumeter, Timmy Williams and Sam Brown.

Watching WKUK has been known to produce an extremely euphoric high in many individuals, or extreme disgust or offence in others.

Either way, it’s easily the greatest thing to happen to television since it was invented.

Hey, where'd that Hitler Rap come from?

That's the Whitest Kids U Know, man.
By Rhona
The Whitest Cracker In The Saltine Box
A Gullible Caucasian

Alex: "So you want me to have you and 5 of your "boys" come by at 10PM to look at the Car I put on Craigslist"?
Tyrone: "Us Yeah I am rolling 5 deep, and want to pick it up on my way back from Appelton"
Alex" You must think I am the whitest cracker in the Saltine Box"
By Gertruda
Whitest Job Ever
Literally either someone who works at an ice cream shop or is a lifeguard. Fuckgirls-ice cream. Fuckboys-lifeguards. Plain and simple

Dude that lifeguard has the whitest job ever
By Erena
Whitest Of The Black
A way of saying that your black friend acts like a white boy. (No offense to either races)

"You know Kyle" Yeah he's the whitest of the black."
By Loraine
Whitest Trash Of All White Trash
Leah

Leah’s braids are the whitest trash of all white trash
By George
Whitest Whites
I meme I found on clumsy aka Wolfe on utube..
Whitest whites

I donno what to use whitest whites in,mkay.
By Cari
Whitest Widow
A type of marijuana. This marijuana gets it's name from the form it is in before sold. THC crystals cover the marijuana, therefore turning it white. Because of the concentrated THC, the marijuana is more potent and therefore more expensive than regs or mids.

1. "I paid over $40 for a gram of Whitest Widow, but it was worth it...Shit got me fucked up."
By Lexi