A town in
South Australia, largely known for having the highest percentage of teenage pregnancies in
south Australia.
Contrary to popular thought, not all the girls in Whyalla are dirty sluts - but. .you know, most are.
In Whyalla, if you are 13 - 18, you aren't cool unless you go out every weekend, get insanely drunk, hook up with two or three people and shove drugs up your bottom. This is quite a disadvantage for the decent teens of the town, who are simply trying to do well in their lives, and not get pregnant before they have their
sweet sixteen.
Pregnant slut: Hi. I'm pregnant. Give me attention.
Normal person: Oh right. So you're from Whyalla then? *doesn't want to get to
close in fear of getting an STD
Pregnant slut: See many people would think that, but I'm actually from Pt.
Pirie. We smoke a lot of weed there and probably do more drugs and drink more than people in Whyalla, but they're the only ones that get recognised for it.
Normal person: It all makes sense to me now.
