Define Wife Me Meaning

Wife Me
A girl wanting to get married.

"I'm such a good woman, I cook, clean and keep my man happy, someone needs to wife me."
By Stacey
Wife Me Up
a phrase that means u want a guy to ask u out or otherwise talk to you

dude I've been waiting for him to wife me up
By Ninnette
Wife Me Up
a special outfit you wear to get killer dick

"bro i just saw this girl in some wife me up shorts and she was fucking hot"
By Danita
My Wife Left Me And Took The Kids
A saying that really gets a conversation going. People who use this tend to go around telling everybody, some will get offended, others will just laugh. A great ice breaker sentence.

“Shit. My wife left me and took the kids”

“Damn. Sorry Jeff that sucks. Merry Christmas?”
By Vivia