Merry Christmas

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By Gill

Merry Christmas Tree

Is A Christmas Tree Of Which Is More Merry Than Usual.

Person: “It’s a Christmas Tree”
Person 2:”No... it’s a MERRY Christmas Tree”

By Kristi

Cosby Merry Christmas

To kill someone and say, "Merry Christmas." Usually used in cohorts with heavy breathing.

Often used by Bill Cosby in the Bill Cosby Fun Game!

"Hahah! MERRY CHRISTMAS FAG!"

"Dude, you just pulled a Merry Christmas!"

*Heavy Breathing*"Merry Christmas!"

By Gabrielle

Merry Christmas Tree

A Christmas tree that is more merry than usual

Wow look at the lights on that merry Christmas tree

By Nadine

Mustn't Masturbate Merry Christmas

"Mustn't Masturbate Merry Christmas" is a challenge given to mostly men that revolves around that masturbating for all of Christmas Eve and Christmas day. Those who fail are forced to become elves, working in Santa's workshop for the rest of their lives. Those who pass, however, are given 30 minutes to do what they'd like with Mrs Claus, Santa's wife. Most, however, tend to pork her.

Person 1: Why have you been so down recently?
Person 2: I don't know. I just can't find the holiday spirit.
Person 1: Just participate in "Mustn't Masturbate Merry Christmas"!
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: *shows them Urban Dictionary definition*
Person 2: Don't ever talk to me again.
Person 1: *commits suicide*

By Aida

Wish That Person Merry Christmas On New Years

Mess with someone’s head

I want to “Wish that person Merry Christmas on New Years”

By Marrissa

Merry Geriatric Christmas

The alternate/additional Christmas holiday celebrated at least 6 months before the December holiday, because family/loved ones question whether granny or any other geriatric will live to experience the December holiday.

Martha: " Why is Ted decorating the old folks home's Christmas tree in June?"
Hector: "Ted's banking on half the residents keeling over before December. He's celebrating a Merry Geriatric Christmas!"

By Britney

Merry Fucking Christmas

1. Said when one is sabotaged/0wned/h4x0rd/etc around the Christmas season.

2.Also works with other holidays

1. "Oh, you got into a wreck? Merry Fucking Christmas!"

2. We got salmonella from those eggs. Happy Fucking Easter!

2a. What? Y2K bug!? Happy Fucking Millenium

and so on and so on

By Mahala

Merry Fuckin Christmas

A perfectly acceptable christmas wish between friends and estranged relatives. However, if refused warrants expulsion from ones facebook friends list.

Abe: Merry Fuckin Christmas Ashley, and God bless.
Ashley: Thats inappropriate Abe!
Abe: Wow bitch don't big league me, bitch.
Ashley: (No Response)

By Rhetta

Merry Perry Christmas

a very smelly christmas time or a christmas which was complete and utter crap has no links to alan perry!

it was a fucking merry perry christmas!
have a merry perry christmas u ass hole!

By Kathie

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