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Ted
a gay ass motherfucker who likes big black cocks up his ass

that guy is such a ted
By Lib
Ted
A term used in and around Liverpool,England.To describe a person as being a ted means that they are behind the times in terms of their fashion sense,musical taste or general outlook on matters.It's a take on the fashion craze Teddy Boys which was popular many years ago.

Sit down Nigel,you ted.
By Adrienne
Ted
a totally hot guy, one that you would would want to live with forever,
totally sweet, and knows how to love someone right,
you want to have babies with ted.

girl1: i got myself a ted the other night,
girl2: well done, i wish i could get a ted.
By Cecilia
Ted
slang term for marijuana, weed, or pot. Used mainly around the podunk town of fairfax, ohio.

Lets go smoke some ted down by the pool or gazebo, then head up to wendys
By Ag
Ted
slang name used for Tooheys Extra Dry beer. Cause its too long to say Tooheys Extra Dry.

im going to get a carton of teds?

In a pub situation:
im going to the bar u want anything?
yeah, get us a ted mate
By Gillie
Ted
to slap another's breasticles profusely; to have your breasticles hit

"Ouch. Bob just tedded me so hard my nip fell off!"
By Kim
Ted
A fan of rockabilly music.
The Welsh Psychobilly group Demented are Go! used the word to form their name, as it is a modification of "Demon Teds are Go!", because psychobilly music is strongly connected to horror themes, Demon Teds seemed to be a logical name for Psychobilly afficionados.

Demon Teds are Go = Demented are Go!
If you are a rockabilly fan, you are a ted.
By Goldi
Ted
Turner Field; 755 Hank Aaron Drive; Braves Stadium

The game tonight at the Ted had traffic on the connector fucked up back to 14th St.
By Christin
Ted
The Ted Williams Tunnel in Boston.

I want to go to Logan Airport from the Mass Pike, so I'll take the Ted to there.
By TEirtza
Ted
The South African politicians way of pronouncing "turd". Same goes for "bed" (bird), "thed" (third) etc.

Buthelezi: Eish, I just founa eh eh eh ted unner ma chair (translation: I can't believe it, I just found a turd under my chair)
By Enrichetta