Define Nigel Meaning

Nigel
The result of a nuclear bomb fusing Goku from Dragon Ball Z, Method Man, Bruce Lee, Slayer'S_Boxer, Chuck Norris, Godzilla, Robby Templeton, Dennis Rodman, Michael Jackson, a few Grues, Optimus Prime, Jeff Staple, Barack Obama, Chris Rock, Megatron, Gandalf, Sauron, Vernon Davis, Frieza, Batman, Indiana Jones, Don Juan, Godzilla 2000, Destroya, the Terminator, all the Power Rangers Wolverine, and the Beast.

and then there was nigel
By Taffy
Nigel
Referring to an black man.
Also shortend to nige.

By Netti
Nigel
a nigel is a person who doesn't care about your feelings and talks to multiple girls at once leading them all on at the same time just waiting to crush all of their hearts. but once you get him alone his true personality shines and you fall in love with him even more. he's funny. gorgeous . has good hair . and beautiful eyes you cant stop staring in all the time.

girl: I really think nigel is different and only likes me
girl #2 : are you serious I'm talking to nigel too and was thinking the same thing
nigel: I'm different , like I said
By Gwendolyn
Nigel
a fat ass simp motherfucker. the type of nigga to go to your house and eat up all your food then ask what's for dinner.

nigel why you breathing so hard.
By Myrlene
Nigel

wow hes such a nigel
By Tamma
Nigel
{Verb} To describe a lonely black man, possibly mentally challenged. Lonesome. Has the appearance of psycosis. Tendencies to get hit in the head with a basketball.

Pronounced : nig-all

-Nigel was shooting hoops at the local courts.
-He was a nigel kind of fella.
-Nigel chased Toby and ate all his chips.
-A nigel looking man approached us.
By Kelli
Nigel
A weird, desperate sorta gay nigga that is really addicted to one person and has a really hard time with women. Stay clear of nigels, and he also rides the banana on the low.

Nigel: "hey man, do you have (blanks) number?"

Me: "sorry she doesnt have a phone, only a tablet"

Nigel: "well wats tge number to that?"

Me: "..."
By Albertine
Nigel
The name of singer Gerard Way's broken blood vessel.

By Maddi
Nigeled
When fuck things up so bad that you can't figure out WTF you did. Then get frustrated with world!

Damn I have been Nigeled and Now I hate you.
By Katharine
Nigelitis
An ailment that prevents the afflicted from attending work. Over a period of time the sufferer concocts increasingly unlikely stories of obscure medical complaints that keep them from work, whilst strangely maintaining their ability to participate in physical outdoor pursuits, like say mountaineering.
When contacting their workplace to report their absense, the sufferer often greatly embelishes the details of their complaint in order to raise plausibility, whilst ironically achieving the exact opposite.

Mary: "Did you notice Fred is sick again."
Tom: "Really? What's wrong with him this time?"
Mary: "Nigelitis"
Tom:
By Siobhan