Define Complaint Meaning

Complaint

What's going on over at the managers desk?
We got a complaint and it's going to be a LONG day.
By Papagena
Complaint
A group of at least 4 Karens coming to ruin your day, and asking for a lot of managers

Manager: Oh know the complaint has arrived

Cool guy: Good luck bro this is going to tough one

Manager: I know bro this complaint always comes
By Carmita
Taint Complaint
when your taint smells so foul that someone makes a formal complaint to the local authorities.

Man, Martin's taint smelled so bad that Jenny filed a taint complaint to the police department. I think he is serving 5 to 10!
By Ninon
Portnoy's Complaint
A book created by Phillip Roth. One would say it is about a Jewish kid losing his religion, until they notice the first 200 pages say "cunt" "pussy" "wad" "dong" "dork" "dick" "putz" or "fuck" at least twice a page. After that you could say it is about a Jewish kid losing his sex drive towards those whom he should stereotypically find atractive, Jewish girls, due to the actions of his parents.

"Hi"--softly, and with a little surprise, as though I might have met her somewhere before...

"To buy you a drink," I said.

"A real swinger," she said, sneering.

Sneering! Two seconds--and two insults! To the Assistant Commissioner of Human Opportunity for this whole city! "To eat your pussy, baby, how's that?" My God! She's going to call a cop! Who'll turn me in to the Mayor!

"That's better," she replied.

And so a cab pulled up, and we went to her apartment where she took off her clothes and said, "Go ahead."

Coolest fucking book ever.
By Arlinda
Ain't No Complaints
When there are no complaints to be had or something good happens this phrase can be shouted

"there's no homework"
"Ain't no complaints"
By Gretchen
Complaint-feminism
not related to true feminism. Blames men for all that's wrong in the world. Does not believe in facts or logic. Often a millennial.

Person 1: I get paid less than every man in my firm.

Person 2: You've worked here for 2 months. Everyone else worked here for 5 years.
Person 1: But the complaint-feminism blog told me I should have equal pay.
By Linn
Complaint Of Karens
Any number of Karen, in congregation, are called an "Complaint"

A Complaint of Karens, is like a Murder of Crows. No good will come from it.
By Shandy
File A Complaint
A euphamism for defecating, which is sometimes humourously regarded as a form of silent protest.

Matt arrives late to dinner.

Matt: Where's Scott?

Bob: He didn't like the starter, so he decided to 'file a complaint'.
By Atlanta
Wayne's Complaint

Dear lord man, your going to have some mad wayne's complaint after that kick in the nuts
By Simone
Complaint Rock
A genre of music that only the most depressed or lonely teenager would ever want to listen to. Heavily celebrated by Gen-X posers.

Glum: "Death Metal for Jesus' s new single 'Life Sucks and Then You Die' is the best"
Shoegazer: "You're stoopid! 'Too Drunk to Fuck' by Dead Kennedys will always be the best song ever!
Norm Al Rocker: "Why do you listen to Complaint Rock? Aren't you sad enough as it is?"
By Betsy