Define Have Been Meaning

Have Been
sometimes people of a certain age tend to look back at their lives and convince themselves that they have become "have beens" that the best times are behind them
sometimes these people may have to laugh at their thoughts and turn into "will bes"

Hey i missed you
Where when
No, i mean i missed you and i have missed you and i have been missing you and i had missed you and i am missing you and i miss you and i am going to miss you and i will have been missing you and i
OK OK
By Merrilee
Will-have-been
The future tense of Has-been; a celebrity who is destined to become someone who "used to be famous".

Demi Lovato is the latest "will-have-been" to come out of the Disney machine, like the Zack and Cody twins and Miley Cyrus.
By Shalna
It Might Have Been
The saddest words of tongue and pen...

"For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these:
'It might have been!'" -- John Greenleaf, Maud Muller, 1856

Now go look it up, bitches.
By Julita
Must Have Been
Someone who is always at the center of something going wrong. A scapegoat. A deviant.

It Must Have Been Chris Valentine.
By Seline
You Have Been Slain
The most seen text on every LoL player's screen.

You Have Been Slain
Enemy Double Kill
Enemy Triple Kill
Enemy Quadra Kill
Enemy PentaKill
Ace
A summoner has disconnected
By Ketti
I Have Been Raped
Women last words after a date with Prince Andrew Duke of York

The fourteen year girl state ,"I have been raped". Prince Andrew just smiled.
By Clemmy
Should Have Been A Blowjob
A person whose existence is the very point of annoyance for most (read: all) who surround him/her. Synonym: douchebag

Joe: Yeah, this kid Sam, he totally busted into the party un-invited and then cut me in line for beer pong. I was like, WTF, dude?
Tom: Yeah, dude, I know that kid. What a waste of human matter. Yeah, that kid should have been a blowjob.
By Nadia
Should Have Been A Wank
used to describe a person that would have made a better cleanex stain than they do a human

Dave Roberts is so completly useless he realy should have been a wank
By Van
It Must Have Been A Dream

I opened my eyes, and there was a ghost. I started panicking. My eyes suddenly opened up once again; I sat up straight, "It must have been a dream."
By Klarika
A Load That Should Have Been Swallowed
a poor excuse for a human being, any criminal, covict, drug addict, alcoholic, basically a menice to society. A PIECE OF SHIT.
The father should have ejaculated in the mother's mouth and not in her taco making a baby. Hence, the baby is a load that should have been swallowed

Damn, that kid is a load that should have been swallowed.
By Katleen