1) The name for a man of ambiguous sexuality who looks like
an elf, or a creature that's just been
frolicking in the woods: especially a poetry-reading
bohemian type. It can be used to refer to a man who seems homosexual but is heterosexual.
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2) A man of slight build with a large penis
1) Cindy: I would like to have sex with that
bohemian man over there but I'm not sure whether he is straight.
Simon: I had sex with the woodland creature but he cried so he's straight.
Cindy: That does fit the profile of a woodland creature!
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2) Cindy: How tall are you?
Simon: 160cm
Cindy:
How big is your penis?
Simon: 8 inches
Cindy: You are such a woodland creature!