A *device/methodological approach to measuring the ones level of
Yag. Yag is measured scientifically on a scale of 1-10 Elton units or simply
Eltons, 10 being the gayest of course.
* Yagometers may be purchased in your local bodega for about
99 cents
In general yagometric terms all European men
clock in, as a standard default, at about 2.5
Eltons.
My dude, your
yagometer must be broken cause your boy has a weak wrist