Define Yakov Meaning

the act of being a human parasite, it cannot support itself alone and must leech off a host. destroys anything it touches.

A huge jerk, typically trying to cover up his bald patch by spending way too much time trying to control undergraduates who could function perfectly without him.

Yakov is an amazing person. While sometimes he can be a jerk I know he is only being a jerk because were friends. He has bean an awesome friend to me in all the time I have known him.

Late Cold War-era comedian popular for the "In Soviet Russia" jokes.

When a cute Russian chick sits on your face and blasts your dick to pieces with a silicone vagina.

After you jackoff your load onto your partners face, you schmear the tip of your penis anywhere on their face, preferably on the upper lip.

Adjective; Someone who has caught a Vodka buzz and is growing excessively talkative and or violent is said to be "Yakov Smirnoff"

When you’re complaining about something another person says and/or does and respond with the same sentiment from your own perspective.

A man of many names. A man of many cultures. And a man of many faces. He goes by many names, and by many cultures, but his most crucial element is his ownership of many faces. He has gone by many names, but his many cultures remain uncharted among his many faces. What his name is? Nobody knows. Only cultures hide him from the existential pain he experiences while he drifts through the world with his many faces. Amadeus will never forget. I rest my case.