Ok, let’s say someone asks you if they can have a
samwich. If you don’t feel like making a samwich for them, just tell them that they can. This will give them a false
sense of security for about
ten seconds until they realize that you have only let them know that they are capable of having a samwich, and are in fact not going to make them a samwich.
Guy sitting at
food table: Hey waiter! Can I have some
queso?
Waiter: yes you can
Guy sitting at food table:
k thanks
Waiter: *walks off, never to be seen again
Guy sitting at food table: *fucking dies