Define Queso Meaning

Queso

These chips are bland. Pass the queso.
By Melinde
Queso
A Mexican-Spanish slang term used mostly in the Yucatan Peninsula that references a woman's vagina, but also used around the U.S. and any other place in the world where Mexicans from the Yucatan reside. Term often found in states of Merida, Quintana Roo, Yucatan, Campeche, and sometimes, Chiapas or even Oaxaca.

In that part of Mexico, a long cylindrical cheese that's folded over itself resembles a woman's vagina in some respects, hence the usage of the word queso in reference to a woman's pussy, so to speak.

Amigo #1: 'Mirate, cabron, el queso abajo! El pinche camel-toe, tu vees?'
Amigo #2: 'Jajajaja, si, lo veo y me gusta tambien. Vamonos para una mordida!'
Amigo #1: 'Por supuesto, quiero un probar de queso, hermano, pero estoy primero en la linea!'
Amigo #2: 'Pura mierda, buey, adelante!'

Translation in english:

Buddy #1: 'Look at that, dude, the pussy on that chick downstairs, fuckin' camel-toe, see it?'
Buddy #2: 'Hahhaha, yeah, I see it, and I like it too! Let's got have a bite!'
Buddy #1: 'Why of course, I'll sample some cheese, but I'm first in line!'
Buddy #2: 'Bull-shit, dude, let's go for it!'
By Ilka
Queso

"I'm hungry for some chips and queso!"

"Hey Lexi, let's go get some queso for those nachos."
By Sharl
Queso
Noun lit.-Spanish for cheese, but more recently used, predominantly by chicanos, (americans of mexican decent), as slang for semen or ejaculate.

See also: "queso run"

I shot my queso on her face.
By Kylynn
Queso
Cuban slang for repressed sperm due to celibacy.

Desde que mi papi està conmigo ya no tiene queso, yo le hago todo lo que él le gusta, todo lo que él me pide.

Since my sweetheart is with me he's not repressed anymore. I do to him all that he wants, all he asks for.
By Jeanine
Queso Queso
random code word for "bang" (sex)
it literally means "cheese cheese" in spanish
you use it when you don't want other people to understand what you are saying

girl 1: what'd you do last night?
girl 2: i queso queso'd that guy!
girl 1: yeahhh! he is a hottie patottie
retard who thinks shes their friend: cheese cheese?
By Ruthanne
Queso
Cheese.
Relating to "I AM The Cheese."
In Relation to the Highschool Library.
In other words.. Chinans.
In Relation to Robert Cormier.
Also in relation to El Guerra De Chocolate.
Which directly relates to you.
And ones state of mind.
So all in all, Tu Estas homosexual.
Yippee.

Hay Una Fiesta En Mis Pantalones.
....PICK ME UP!

Paige: "Yo Soy El Queso!"

Bethany: "Ay! Ay! Ay!"

Si...
By Corrina
Queso
A cheese sauce that contains extreme amounts of spice. This delicacy is generally served with Mexican styled foods and also chips. It is ESPECIALLY SPICY when dished at high school cafeterias.

"Awh gee, this queso sure is pippin' hot today!"

"Anna, I told you already, QUESO means spicy cheese!"
By Issie
Boner Queso
A synonym for smegma. Sometimes used specifically to describe dick cheese belonging to a person of hispanic origin.

Armando: Duuuude have you seen how much boner queso Jose has? You could make a quesadilla with that shit.

Carlos: Nah mang, I'm not really into checking out other dudes dick cheese status.
By Lynda
Pichula Queso
That time you pumped a chick and didnt shower till the next day. So you end up with pichula queso (dick cheese)

man.. i just pumped this chick now i got pichula queso (dick cheese)
By Mirelle