Basically a "
no contest" plea, but you're not guilty because YOLO!!!
In court, a plea of "
Nolo contendere" means that you admit the prosecution has enough evidence to convict you, but don't admit guilt. "
YOLO contendere" is similar, except you have the excuse that you did it because YOLO! and should thus be set free.
Judge: You are charged with driving a stolen BMW into a hotel
swimming pool while high on narcotics. How does the defendant
plead?
Millennial: "I plead
YOLO contendere. It was wicked fun."