A response used when someone has just told a story that’s so ridiculous, random, and
unbelievable that you couldn’t have made that up as a story if you tried-it’s beyond the
bounds of human
creativity.
Dudebro 1: Dude, you’ll never believe what I just saw today. A guy dressed as
Ronald McDonald was getting arrested outside of a Burger King for indecent exposure.
Dudebro 2: No way bro.
Dudebro 1: I swear!!
You can’t make this stuff up!