A character from Dragon Ball Z who in the
abridged series is apparently straight but due to his
long green braid, little tiara, earrings, and long eyelashes is perceived as very, very gay. His apparel, which consists of what looks like space armor, a bikini bottom, and what look like giant leg and arm warmers do nothing to aid his claim to
straightness. His voice in the abridged series is perfect for his multitude of accidental dirty jokes.
Zarbon: Well,
Vegeta, I hope you've enjoyed being on top, because I'm about to put you
back on the bottom: where you
belong.
Zarbon: IMMA RAPE YA, BITCH.