A description applied to a certain person who deserves to be held in extremely high regard by all for their computer skills, lack of
lateral thinking ability, enthusiasm for mathematics, and being
inordinately cute and cuddly. Seriously. Usually has a fantastically monotone voice.
1) Sexmachine 1.0 just schooled me in the proper coding of hit detection in Marcromedia Flash 8. I am in awe at his masterful knowledge. And
cuddliness.
2) I handed Sexmachine 1.0 a particularly illogical
lateral thinking puzzle today during class... he went insane -- started
gnawing on my leg. I had to stroke his back for 2 whole minutes before he let go.
