Define 58 Meaning

58
The new sex number. Free to be shouted in public without fear of odd looks.

Person 1: guess how many...?
Person 2: 58!!!!!!!!!

Person 1: 58!!...(giggles)
By Cinderella
58
The number after 57 and before 59.

Oh my god it's technical

there's 57 cats oh no there's 1 more, that makes 58
By Bambie
58

By Nissa
58
The last two digits of the area code "11758".

62 or 58?
Rep 58!!
By Bobina
58
The number of terabytes of child porn a man in Texas was caught with. 1 terabyte = 1000 gigabytes of data, just for reference.

A man in Texas was caught with 58 terabytes of child porn a while back. If my math is correct, that’s roughly 17000000 SD photos worth.
By Ofilia
#58
The number signified by the omnipotent god Dylonian of Suchomelic lore, Creator of the universe and satisfier of many women. Some myths say that he was the flash back in college others say he slayed the mighty Krakken of Zuma beach late in the 21st century. He even crosses over into Greek Mythology from time to time; for example, Odysseus slayed the cyclops using the mighty "Spear of Dylonian" which was of course the same spear used to slay the Krakken of Zuma Beach centuries later (though it was not famed yet for being his then, Dylonian claims he used that very spear). Some even say he lives among us today hunting the elusive water nymph "Kc" and weaving intricate tales of falsehoods that are undetectable to mere mortals, except for a select few....

Dylonian went to an orgy last night that involved 30 people, he satisfied all 29 of those women thoroughly and then he told his friends there were 90 of them that were simultaneously tattooing him and he was then sleeved on both arms with the #58 (which he was not).
By Cathrin
Rule 58
If this rule is applied to anything it must be permanently ignored for that point onwards.

This rule only applies to the speaker, however it is generally seen to be polite to not mention the subject in question to the speaker of the rule.

Speaker: "I call rule 58 on my ex-girlfriend!"

Man: "You can't be serious?"

Speaker: "Rule 58 is final!"

Man: "Fair enough, I can sympathise there"
By Avrit
World 58
A world in the game of Runescape, filled with most of the games failures, tools, shit heads, and wannabes. Most of the players who play in this world think they are A) Good at something B) Famous C) Cool, when they really aren't. Sometimes referred to as "58ers" but really known as "58 scum".

Joe: Dude, I heard you went to world 58 today, how'd it go?
Austin: So many faggots, it wasn't even funny.
By Eileen
61-58
The score of TCU @ Baylor in 2014 at McLane Stadium in which Baylor's kicker made a field goal with 0:03 seconds left and won the game, but TCU still placed higher than Baylor in the CFP playoff, and Baylor and TCU were declared Big 12 Co-Champs but Baylor won the head to head which is what Big 12 rules stated.

TCU Fan: 2014 Big 12 Co-Champs
Baylor Fan: 61-58

Baylor beat TCU 61-58 in the 2014 Big 12 matchup at McLane Stadium
By Erin
23:58
Also known as: 11:58 PM

A time of day in between 23:57 and 23:59.

- Hey, what time is it?
- It’s 23:58. Time to get to bed.
By Allix