Define 5p Meaning

5p
used by teenage boys to signal if he thinks a female is 'tight'. instead of screaming it out he can guess at how tight she is such as '5p' which means the girl is as tight as a 5 pence piece. if you come across a fat slag then she will probably be a £5 coin, about as big as the palm of your hand.

*tom spots girl*
tom: toby!! toby over here!!
*toby looks around and clocks the girl*
toby: holy shit 5p!!
*both laugh*
By Deeanne
5p-10p
When the anal sphincter increases and decreases in size in a very short space of time, often when faced with an uncomfortable situation.

When my girlfriend missed a period my arse was going 5p-10p!
By Rianon
5p Bag
Someone who is dangerous to your environment and you can never get rid of them.

Uck, had enough of her shes a right 5p bag!
By Rodina
Looking 5p For A Cup Of Tea
Expression used when you spot a dapper looking older man and want to compliment him on his looks in a Rupert Everett type way with a view to future sexual contact .

My I say, you're looking 5p for a cup of tea today, would you care to share custard cream with me later...
By Amelita