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Pence
(v.) to avoid answering a question, as exemplified by Indiana Governor Mike Pence in his interview on "This Week" on March 29, 2015, about the broad "religious freedom" bill he signed.

Examples of pencing:

George Stephanopoulos: "Yes or no: If a florist in Indiana refuses to serve a gay couple at their wedding, is that legal now in Indiana?"
Mike Pence: "George, this is where this debate has gone."

"Is that true or not?"
"George, look, the issue here is that, y'know..."

"Yes or no: should it be legal to discriminate against gays and lesbians?"
"George, you're following the mantra of the last week online, and you're trying to make the issue about something else."
By Stepha
Pence
A bureaucratic douche bag. Popular in Indiana's 6th congressional district, defined after Indiana's district 6 representative.

That dude's a total pence
By Candice
Pence
n.

technical term for a self-loathing, closeted gay man

The vice president is a total pence.
By Aeriel
Pence
Gay slang: to lick the ejaculate off your partners buttocks after pulling out. Especially popular in the upper midwest.

Wow, dude, the sex was amazing, but then he totally start to pence me, and that was just a little too kinky for me. At least he didn't go for the santorum.
By Enrichetta
Pence
(v.) To constrict one's sphincter.

She tapped me on the shoulder and I reflexively penced.

OR

I'm almost done, just let me pence off this turd.
By Trista
Pence
to pick up or meet up at a particular location and time to go somewhere else.

I'll pence you at 1800 to go to the movies
By Miranda
Pence
When two powerful men with micropenises touch the tips of their penises together while gazing in each other's eyes.

Vlad invited me over to pence, should I bring Stoli?
By Chantalle
Pencing
(v.) present participle of pence: avoiding a direct answer to a question, as exemplified by Indiana Governor Mike Pence in his interview on "This Week" on March 29, 2015, about the broad "religious freedom" bill he signed.

Examples of pencing:

George Stephanopoulos: "Yes or no: If a florist in Indiana refuses to serve a gay couple at their wedding, is that legal now in Indiana?"

Mike Pence: "George, this is where this debate has gone."

"Is that true or not?"

"George, look, the issue here is that, y'know..."

"Yes or no: should it be legal to discriminate against gays and lesbians?"

"George, you're following the mantra of the last week online, and you're trying to make the issue about something else."
By Randi
Pencing
A combat sport, similar to fencing, in which the two male participants sword fight using exclusively their own penises in front of the home of Vice President Mike Pence.

Guy 1: “I hate living near Mike Pence, there’s always dudes pencing on his lawn”
Guy 2: “Shit bro that’s gay”
By Lorilyn
Penced
The act of stabbing your friend in the back while acting like a saint.

He didn't see it coming but he got penced by his closest friend.
By Justine