Define Vlad Meaning

Vlad
absolute retard with 0 iq and is in a low english set

vlad
By Lind
Vlad
Satisfyingly apt description of a certain breed of insensitive male sex partner, deriving from Vlad the Impaler, the infamous 15th century Transylvanian Emperor.

By Izabel
Vlad
the act of buttfucking your fav bitch, then whipping out your dirty dick and writing your initials on her face with the poop left on the tip of your wiener.

i'm going to vlad my girlfriend tonight. i hope she hasn't shit yet today.
By Blythe
Vlad

i don't know how you take shots of vlad.. that stuff makes me puke!
By Timmie
Vlad
Slang termonalogy for a womans Vagina.

Man 1: Can i touch your vlad
Women 2: No im 11

man 1 (silence of the lambs) : I can smell your vlad.
By Revkah
Vlad
An amazing guy that everyone loves and nobody hates. Vlad is everyone's favourite person and if you don't have a Vlad in your life you are the unluckiest person in the world. Vlad is an all round great guy who is good at everything and has a huge penis. Everyone who knows Vlad wants to be close to him. Boys want to be him girls also want to be him.

Vlad: Exists
Everyone: Jesus fuck Vlad you're the coolest guy in the world.
By Karlie
The Vlad
When you go down on a girl for two straight hours.

Ronny: Yo, you smash last night?
Cris: Nah, I gave her The Vlad instead.
Ronny: The what?
Cris: The Vlad, it's when you go down on a girl for two straight hours.
Ronny: Shit... Yo, you brush your teeth today?
Cris: Ofcourse?
Ronny: Go brush them again bruh...
By Brittany
Vlad
Vlad is usually a Russian name, sometimes romanian, and usually is an athletic all around great guy that is good at everything. He is known to have a big penis and is a legend in bed. He has an amazing body and really funny. He is very popular especially with females...fine females

girl 1: Oh my god who is that sexy new kid he makes my nipples hard!!!!
Girl 2: oh yeah that guy must be a Vlad
girl 1: yeah i heard he has a big penis too
By Alexandra
Vlad
A low quality and cheap vodka that’s real name is Vladimir Putin’s Butthole.

Trump had some Vlad while he was golfing in Russia.
By Jo Ann
The Vlad
A sexual act that includes running into the room without a shirt, screaming in Russian, and the fucking of a bear.

"Last night was crazy, I finally tried The Vlad, and boy did the bear enjoy it."
By Alexia