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Mike Pence
That long painful moment when you're taking a huge shit, but no feces comes out. It's almost like diarrhea, except your stomach is literally tearing apart within the insides. This phenomenon lasts about 2-4 hours, depending on the severity of the condition. Common side effects include nausea, homophobia, misogyny, fascism, and conservatism.

*Exists bathroom*
Me: Dude...I just totally suffered in there.
Friend: What happened bro?
Me: I had a long Mike Pence
Friend: Aw dude, I know how you feel. Mike Pences are so painful and horrible.
By Luz
Mike Pence
1. The current vice president of the United States

2. An excellent fire bender who has mastered the art of lightning bending and uses his powers to "fix" homosexuals

Hey, Mike pence could you shock the gay out of me?
By Dasha
Mike Pence
A secret lair for flies

The flies flew to Mike Pence
By Constanta
Mike Pence
A closeted homosexual that can’t except the fact that he is gay. So instead of never coming out, he just electrocutes others into being “straight”. He’s also Vice President next to Jackass president Donald Trump. (Donald used to be a Democrat.)

I used to be gay, but ever since I’ve been Mike Penced’. I am now happily married to my wife, Cheryl. Who I will cheat on 2 years later with a hunky, foreign male model. Because gay conversion therapy has never worked.
By Tiffanie
Mike Pence
A form of sodomy. But instead of finishing in your gay partner's butthole you pull out and wedge your Pence between their buttcheeks and bun fuck them until you come on their back. Also called a chill cheese dog between two buns.

I can't believe he Mike Penced me. Now I have Mike on my back that I can't reach. I need to take a shower.
By Beilul
Mike Pence
(verb) To make someone feel like they shouldn't be left alone with you in a room.

Damn girl, you're Mike Pence-ing me hard right now!
By Juliann
Mike Pence
Mike Pence
/mīk, pens/
noun
noun: Mike Pence; plural noun: Mike Pences; informal: Pence; informal plural: Pences;

1.

a devotee of a Donald J Trump, cause, or activity.

"not a freethinker and a follower of Trump"

synonyms: bitch, henchman, minion, lackey, servant, sidekick

"the President's closest 'Mike Pence'"

disciple, apostle, supporter, defender, champion;

believer, true believer, worshiper

"a follower of Donald J Trump"

fan, enthusiast, admirer, devotee, lover, supporter, adherent

"followers of Donald J Trump's idiocies"

2.

a person who moves or travels behind Donald J Trump.

3.

A.

a person who hates the sexual choices of others despite his own sexual appetite pertaining to bestiality.

synonyms: hypocrite

B.

a person who hates or fears homosexual people

1.

A.

Formal: Man, this guy is a crazy Mike Pence, look at him getting wet listening to that bigot!;

Informal: Look at those idiots kissing Donald J Trump's Ass, they are a bunch of Pences!

B.

Barb E. Dahl: Why would John agree with the President's racist remarks, Ken?

Ken Dahl: Well Barb, he is an absolute Mike Pence.
2.
Look at how he is attached to Donald Trump's ass; he is a total Mike Pence.
3.

A.

Neil: Look at how he treats the other people's sexual choices!

Bob: I don't know why, because he fucks donkeys.

Swalla: What a Mike Pence!

B.

Donald Trump has reversed protections for the LGBTQIA community showing his true Mike Pence colors.
By Sioux
Mike Pence
An extremely homophobic piece of shit that shouldn't exist in this multiverse.

Mike Pence is shit.
By Ivory
Mike Pencing
When you fuck up the first line of a speech by having no clue where the fuck you even are, let alone any clue of what you're about to say for the next 90 minutes.

Mike Pencing - I'm glad to be with you all here on the moon where I actually think Donald Trump could be the next moon President.
By Coriss
Mike Pence
A moron who calls himself the "vice president of the United States". Mike Pence also calls himself pro-life, but doesn't support life other than the lives of himself, his boss Donald Trump, and the "lives" of unborn fetuses. He doesn't care about the lives of DACA dreamers and those suffering from the coronavirus.

Did you see the guy that just walked into Mayo Clinic without a mask? He must be Mike Pence!
By Vannie