756 is the number of home runs required to break Hank Aaron's career record of 755 home runs. The record was "broken" in 2007 by Barry Bonds and a steroid-filled syringe. For this reason, some proposed than an asterisk be placed beside the number to denote a discrepancy in the "record". As Bonds is now serving hard time (and taking it hard in the ass), Hank Aaron's record still stands.
-Dude how'd you do on that test?
-I totally Barry Bonds'd it.
-No way! You cheated?
-Hell yeah man, maybe the teacher will give me a 756* on it.
By Gypsy
756*
1. The number of career home runs hit by Barry Bonds when he broke Hank Aaron's record. The asterisk implies that the record is tainted by Bonds' use of steroids.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you paid somebody to take the SATs for you. How did that work.
Man 2: 740/760. A total 756*. I'm going to Princeton.
By Dorothee
756*
Someone who uses steroids. 756 was the number that put Barry Bonds over the top of Hank Aaron's home run record. The * was the idea of the man who purchased that home run ball, as a subscript to indicate that the record was allegedly attained with Bond's use of steroids.
The designation given to Barry Bonds homerun "record", an asterisk after the #, indicating it wasn't a real accomplishment or true record because of his discovered use of steriods.
Start off with some good intentions, then convert to robo-communism. Second put a scissor lift onto your robot without knowing what you are doing. Then find out that you need a metric fuck ton of torque on your robot with gears. Lastly add tank treads onto your robot even though they are horribly inefficient, because why the fuck not.
Shouymo: Why did you put tank treads and gears on the robot Jon?
Jon: Because We are pulling a 756.
