Define 8 Meaning

8
Infinity lying down, taking a nap. It needs to take a rest every once in a while so it can properly function as being the most kick-ass concept of all time.

Dave: Is that an 8?

Sam: No, look closer. Infinity's taking a snooze.

(Dave moves closer to take a clearer look)

Sam: Not that close, you insolent fuck!
By Lori
8
The number you flip sideways to get infinity.

Did you know that if you flip an 8 sideways you get infinity?
By Ibby
8
The act of a male performing oral sex on a female for a consecutive eight hours or until his jaw locks up.

Example: Jon wanted to go a full 8 on Maura, but he said her cake was dry and ruined his chances.
By Wilmette
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By Toni
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By Gaby
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The ordinal number '8' is often used in place of the phonemes that would make the sound 'ate' in written English.
I say 'often', I actually mean 'often (by bumpers)'
The habit could have originally developed among linux {fucktards in chatrooms, or 14 year old scrubbers text messaging on mobile phones. Either that or from 'old-school' rave act Altern8 (still DJ-ing in and around Stoke-on-Trent, kids!)
Whichever way you look at it, it looks shit and dosn't make you look cool.

"C U L8R M8!!!!!"

"He was a sk8r boi..."

"I'd rather menstru8 a ten ton w8 than write in such an illiter8 way, dude."
By Tobe
8
The height a dick has to be in order to go on certain rides.

Hey you're not 8!
By Bobbye
8
the amount of blocks needed to cover a bed in minecraft

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By Dorie
8

Her new "8" tattoo means eternity.
By Danit
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Fuck 9.

Lil 8:
8 Gang 8Gang 8Gang 8Gang
8Gang 8Gang 8Gang 8Gang
Spent 8 racks on a new chain
My bitch love doin' 8
I fuck a bitch i forgot 8
I can't buy no bitch no 8 ring
Rather and go buy 8 ay
My 8 cost more than your rent
Your 8 still livin' in a tent (it do)
Still slingin' 8 from your jents
Me and my 8 take

None of these 8 'aint new to me
Fucking my 8 call it 8ery
By Goldie