Dude 1: Hey guys Imma go finish off my chocolate from this morning
Dude 2: Imma
go fuck someone in my car
Dude 3: Imma go finish off my pizza from lunch
Dude 4: Imma
Go fuck someone in the car while
eating pizza and chocolate
Dudes 1,2 and 3: well this man is clearly
taking advantage of the 9th of February
The 9th of February means a lot to a lot of people