Carol: dammit Jared why would you sleep with someone who isn’t me
Jared: I’m sorry Mary it was a one time thing
Carol: That’s not my name Jared you
cunthole
Jared: I’m sorry Beth I think we can make this marriage work
for the kids
Carol: You dirty dirty
adulterer (licks lips and squats)
Then carol gave Jared a dirty sanchez and proceeds to make love to Beth sorry I meant Carol