A hilarious chapter in the old testament/torah where god sets our all the rules for jews/christians.
Uneducated redneck southern americans often take this chapter too seriously, which was clearly written when God was bored and wanted some lolz.
A few gems include:
Eating shellfish is sinful - Lev. 11:10 Mandating the public stoning individuals who swear - Lev. 25:10-16
Homosexual lifestyle is an abomination - Lev. 18:22
Allowing the purchase of slaves as long as they are from neighbouring nations Lev. 25:44
Cutting your hair is punishable by death Lev. 19:27
Even though the Declaration of Human Rights states that all people are equal, uneducated rednecks often quote Leviticus as a higher power over international law to take away rights of the gay community.
By Gene
Leviticus
A Mad dog who is not a Weakling nor a short dude, but a man who only speaks the truth and spits straight facts when in conversation, just enough for respect but not enough for everyone to hate him. Not to mention this guy is more down to earth then Gravity it's self.
"Yo bro who's the new guy?"
"Oh that's Leviticus, he's been making friends from when he first said hello, the man is more real then normal people"
"Yeah a bit to real for this world"
By Olympie
Leviticus
A punk kid who thinks he has no boundaries. Very charming. Wears his pants too low and too tight. Very hairy and partially Italian. Tries so hard not to be a tool but fails.
His pants are way toolow and too tight, he must be Leviticus.
By Carolynn
Grade Six Deuteronomy And Leviticus
retards, immature pricks, over reacting in small things, and people who has a mind of a fucking 2 year oldretarded baby excluding me of fucking course.
Oh! Who are those immature, retarded pricks playing under the tree playing hide n seek?
Oh! Its the Grade 6 Deteronomy and Leviticus excluding me cuz im mature and im not retarded.
Leviticus Cornwall: "You do what I asked you to?" (uyo od wat i aksed yu 2?)
XFN Staff: "Not yet, what's the rush?"
Leviticus Cornwall: "Fucking do it or you are dead!" (fecken od ti or you r ded!)
