"dude did u see that creepy homeless man in the park today? He was mumbling 'anus' over and over again."
"OH!
no, no, no, that wasn't a a homeless man you
cheeky monkey!"
"Then what was it???"
"It was an
Allay you dip shit!"
"Oh! haha, totally makes sence now."
"look at my sexy facial hair! Oh man hot damn it's everywhere!"
"what the hell does that have to do with anything...bitch."