Define Please Meaning

Please
an expression of joy or laughter in response to a funny joke/statement. typically a substitute for "LOL", "LMAO", etc.

"did you see this picture that laur sent?"

"PLEASE THAT'S SO FUNNY"
By Ginny
Please

By Antonella
Please

Hand me those cookies, please.
By Andromache
Please
Please is the magic word. The MAGIC word. PLEASE. uh uh

"50 cents please?"
"PHUC NO!"
"Just to pleeeease myself?"
"ok sure bb."
"unh!"
By Jazmin
Please
In Cincinnati (Cincy), this is slang/short for "Could you please repeat that?"

Clerk: Ju orda da watr?
Cincinnatian: Please?
Clerk: Did you order the water?
By Marillin
Please
can b used instead of eitha (1) "i don't believe you" or (2) "yeah, right."

(1) "ey, i jus fucked 50 cent in tha back of hiz whip, girl!" >> "girl, please."

(2) "stop frontin, u kno u want me!" >> "PLEASE."
By Sukey
Please
The one word that will never grant a man oral sex from a woman.

"Yo, can I get a blowjob?"
"...No."
"Please?"
By Coriss
Please
to beg

By Valentine
Please
over polite word to be used at random points in the sentence to either show great gratitude or sarcasm.

'what of it please?'
'what were you thinking please?'
'please, get out of my quim please.'
By Gerry
Please
This is used in place of "what?", "huh?", or "what's that?" by many in the Greater Cincinnati Metro Area. It is said to come from the German influence here.

clerk: "Please?"
me: I said "Ma'am how much does this cost?"

The Kentucky Yankee, Urbandictionary.com author since August 2004.
By Ariana