Acronym for Average Likes Per Status. Pioneered by Bobby Mcgoon aka Bob Gorman. This is the only real measure of relevance, comedy, and popularity. Anything less than ALPS of 25 is insignificant and means that person shouldn't be on your friends list.
alpe, shortened form of the mexican frase, "como ano al pene", which in english means, "like a cock in an anus", referring to the properties of tightness or fit.
"Yo dude, check out the alps on that one."
"Yeah, that'd be swiss to cock-toboggan between those."
By Magdaia
ALP
The Australian Labor Party. The only Australian left-wing party with a chance, but who commonly screws it up due to their lack of backbone and propensity towards failure.
The ALP sucks ALP. (See definition one)
The ALP lost again in 2004 because they tried to pretend they were nice people when in actual fact they are just politicians.
By Charlean
ALP
Pronounced "AYE ELLE PEE" Acronym for "Abnromally Large Penis" used by many on the IRC (Internet Relay Chat).
Mainly useage of this word is found on the Undernet IRC network. (see MIRC)