Define Ambalamps Meaning

Ambalamps
A mispronunciation of a common word due to a mouth being full of blood and possibly missing teeth.

"Help, I'm hurt bad! Please someone call me an ambalamps."
By Gladys
Ambalamps
The moon cricket pronunciation for "ambulance".

Tyrone got the shit beat out of him by epic beard man.
Oh you leakin! Bring da ambalamps. Bring 'em. I'll kill dat nigga.
By Lishe
Ambalamps
Medically equipped vehicle designed to deliver medical services in da hood style, usually after getting a cap popped in your ass, or particularly after getting an epic beat down on by epic beard man on a public transit vehicle.

"my face is leakin....summa call ambalamps"

or

"My shit is all messed yo....call da ambalamps"

** May also be referred to as "amberlamps".
By Adelheid
Ambalamps
Verbal attempt at pronouncing "ambulance" after provoking and losing a fight with the 67 year old "Epic Beard Man" while aboard AC transit bus.

Witness: "He's leakin'!"

Shit Talker: "bring da ambalamps"
By Lorilee
Ambalamps
What is brought for you when your face is leaking blood, because you got beat down by a 67 year old badass.

"I just got my ass handed to me by some old white guy, bring da ambalamps"
By Shane
Ambalamps

"Ambalamps. Call 'dem"
By Etti
Ambalamps
Verbal attempt at pronouncing "ambulance" after provoking and losing a fight with the 67 year old "Epic Beard Man" Lyanna Washington, while aboard AC transit bus.

Witness: "He's leakin'!"

Shit Talker: "bring da ambalamps"
By Valencia
Ambalamps
Ambulance for colored people in an urban area.

"Shaneekwa bring ambalamps"! "Say it again Pinky....oh what the fuck?? Im fenna call ambalamps".
By Gates
Ambalamps
Slang for ambulance, particularly for use by those who speak English casually, or with troubling precision (bless their hearts).

I'm hurt; I need a ambalamps. (nb. the incorrect article 'a', consistent with casual use of English).
By Barbee
Ambalamps
contrary to what many believe, ambalamps are big-ass oompa loompas.

when someone wants to call the ambalamps... he means serious shit!

B: aahhh get ooff mee have meeercy!

EBM: he hit me! It was self-defense! *trucks away*

B: bring the.... bring the ambalamps!
By Darcy