Duder 1: "So Mrs. G, I heard your son dropped out of college?"
Mrs. G: "Don't even get me started! How come your girlfriend is getting her second degree when you can't even get one? Don't you know how important
an education is?"
Duder 2: "Yes, mom I do.
Thanks a lot you dick. Like I don't hear that enough without your help."
Duder 1: "I'd just like to say thank you to your life for providing me so much nagging ammunition."