n. An excessively obsequious person, who sucks up to superiors at work. Someone who practices ass-kissing to the Nth degree. An Anal Astronaut is the Master of sucking up, with the Apprentice being
Butt Kisser, and the Journeyman being Chocolate Starfish
Taster or
Salad Tosser.
At first I thought Jeffrey was just a plain
old Butt Kisser, then I thought he was a
Chocolate Starfish Taster, but have since realized he is a real Anal Astronaut. He will suck up to the boss at every opportunity. I bet he offers to wipe his ass for him.
