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Define And A Diet Coke Meaning

And A Diet Coke
Four magic words which completely completely invalidate your prior sentence, protecting you from calories, thus preventing you from feeling bad about the massive amount of fat and carbohydrates you're about to consume. Used after ordering food, especially fast food. This sentence is used much the same way as "No homo" and "But I'm not a racist" are used.

Cashier: "Welcome to McDonald's, how may I take your order?"
350 lbs: "Yes, I'd like a Big Mac, extra bacon, extra cheese, an order of twenty Chicken McNuggets with BBQ sauce, A McRib, A large order of fries, Two Chocolate chip cookies, and a McFlurrie with M&M's. And a Diet Coke. I have to watch my Blood sugar after all."
By Benetta
Diet Coke
A drink that is to be ordered after ordering a large, unhealthy meal. As opposed to regular soda, diet soda contains no calories, sodium, carbs or sugar.

I would like 2 double whoppers with cheese, 3 large fries, onion rings, apple pie and a diet coke because I'm watching my weight
By Leigh
Diet Coke
An object that looks very sexy in the hands of certain gorgeous 21-year-old boys.

Most of these boys enjoy: dressing as large pencils, killing sea monkeys, and doing inappropriate things to certain brown-haired, supermegafoxyawesomehot puppies.

I love Diet Coke and pink sunglasses.
By Margie
Diet Coke
A term for Adderall and pharmaceuticals of the like.

I have to cram for this test coming up, got any diet coke?
By Elora
Diet Coke
The low-fat, low-carbonated and low-sweetened variant of the bevarage, Coca Cola.

Often asked-for in resteraunts or fast-food bars by overweight people for their choice of drink, after ordering the most unhealthy, fattening meal available in the building.

Yes...I think I'll have a triple cheese pizza, 5 quarter-pounders, a large side-order of fries, and a full-size chocolate cake, please. Oh, and a Diet Coke, I'm trying to lose weight.
By Brandais
Diet Coke
A drink that fat people drink to fell better about themselves.

Ummmmm, and a DIET coke please
By Bari
Diet Coke
A new form of the drug that is made for the weight-conscious crackhead.

All the fun of real coke, just without the horrible weight gain.
By Ettie
Diet Coke
A white powder containing no more than 70% cocaine (benzoylmethylecgonine), with the remaining percent consisting of a non-drug powder such as flour or sugar. This is usually done in order to increase the number of sales you can make while having to purchase less from your supplier. What can occur is that the product keeps getting cut by each dealer that buys it until there is literally no cocaine left in the product.

Example 1: "I'm in deep shit, turns out I bought a pound o' diet coke. I jus gotta hope no-one notices they're snortin' air."

Example 2: "I want to quit cocaine, so I've been buying worse and worse diet coke 'til my body accepts it's just gonna be snortin' flour"
By Katharine
Diet Coke
A really, really good beverage, and not only for women on diets.

"Can I have a diet coke?" said the woman who was not even overweight. It just goes to show you that Diet Coke is for everyone!
By Carlen
Diet Coke
something fat people drink because they believe it is good for them and they feel like they are making a good choice in their day.

Claudia always begins her day with a rack of ribs and a diet coke.
By Bess