Define Antivirus Meaning

Antivirus
Software designed to detect and eliminate wordvirus/wordes on a computing system.

Maybe as well anti-biotics.

"My antivirus caught a stupid wordmIRC/word worm"

"You shouldn't swallow floppy disks, tss tss. Never wordswallow/word without reading the label!"
By Marlane
Antivirus
A third party program that sucks your blood to protect your PC for your irresponsible behaviour like downloading torrents and shit from dubious places on the internet.

Person 1 - I think I downloaded a virus from ehentai?
Person 2 - Yeah I got an antivirus for that.
By Janine
Antivirus
An ISP answer to the virus they sent you last week.

The only 100% effective Antivirus is the 'OFF' button.
By Marcelline
Antivirus
Software whose only purpose is to alert you that there is a virus on your computer.


Antivirus: THERE IS A VIRUS IN YIUR COMPUTER!!!

Antivirus: VIRUS DETECTED ON YOUR COMPUTER!!!
By Suki
Norton Antivirus

I just norton antivirused my pants
By Rosabel
Protegent Antivirus
Protegent antivirus is an Indian antivirus software created by Unistal that is not very strong or reliable compared to others. It comes from the french verb "Protéger" which is "To protect" in english. SomeOrdinaryGamers tested this antivirus out with 8 viruses installed on a Virtual Machine and managed to detect only 1 of the viruses, which probably means it's not legit. It's an Indian product after all. (If you didn't know already, India is known for having online scammers that scam people for their money or just to wreck everything) Protegent antivirus is also known for having the awful rap song that became a meme in 2017.

"I am Proto, your security is my Motto"
"Install me on your computer"
"To protect your data better"
"With me there no viruses"
"Could enter your computer"
"Malware, Spyware, Trojan"
"All gone forever"

And... so on...
You can watch the whole thing here : youtu.be/LHcZWex7hDc

Protegent Antivirus is not the kind of antivirus that you want to keep your device safe.
By Loria
Norton Antivirus
a piece of fucking ballsucking ass raping butt licking vagina smelling piece of dog anus penitrating narwald ass fingering piece of shit that does nothing and warns of viruses that cannot be ridden.

Norton Antivirus Finished scanning my computer. "Found 7 Viruses"
To get rid of them upgrade to pro
..
Worst piece of ass licking cunt fucking shit.
By Merle
Norton Antivirus

norton antivirus slows down my computer significantly more than McAfee which is bad, the parent company should be wiped off the face of the earth...
By Nikaniki
Norton Antivirus
Norton Antivirus is the pinnacle of stupidity and annoyance. First developed with the intention of making its users reach the peak of insanity.

It comes installed with your newly bought PC, which already makes your PC worthless.

Even when "uninstalled", it intends to hide in your registry just to scare the living shit out of you when your PC crashes.

Worst program ever created. Takes up too many resources on your PC. Whoever this Norton guy is, I hope he's dead.

Sorry, you have to pay for Norton Antivirus to supposedly protect your PC, which is obviously BS.
By Becki
Antivirus Plus
A virus that imitates real security software and "scans" your computer, giving bogus viruses in an attempt to scare you into giving them your credit card number.

Antivirus plus? What's that? Oh no! 32 threats found? Malicious software detected? Here's my credit card number! Charge me any amount you'd like!
By Eleonore