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Computer
Similar to air conditioners. Works fine until you open up windows.

On second thought, air conditioners are better than computers.
By Helen-Elizabeth
Computical
Dealing with computers as in Desktops, laptops, printers, and other peripherals.

We have a lot of computical equipment.
By Lonee
Computer
The most useful and most frustrating thing any human being will ever work with.

The computer crashed again. I lost three thousand lines of code.
By Tina
Computers
The answer to every single question.

Billy: How do they make cheese?
Bob: Computers.
By Liliane
Computer
A machine consisting of a processing unit, some form of memory, and peripheral devices for input and output. Used almost exclusively for updating Adobe Flash, updating Adobe PDF Reader, updating Java, and updating iTunes.

I have a lot of work to do on the computer today, my Adobe PDF Reader hasn't been updated since last night and my Java is nearly three days old!
By Ardella
Computer
A tool that is supposed to save time but intead wastes time.

1. Viruses
2. Bugs
3. Crashes
4. Spyware
5. Urbandictionary.com :)
By Opalina
Computator
Somebody who spends the majority of their free time on their computer.

May also be used to describe the computer neophyte.

{From a TV spot for portable generators}:

Got a new incinerator,
Got a cool refrigerator,
Smell ya later computator
WORK! HOME!! PLAY!!!
By Neala
Computer
What you are on now

You are on the computer now
By Maure
Computer
the thing people use to:
1. Go on MySpace or any other blog-related sites
2. download porn
3. illegally download music
4. play games
5. and use to look up the word "computer" on Urbandictionary.com

I looked up the word "computer" on Urbandictionary.com =O.
By Zitella
Computer
A tool, carefully designed to make life frustrating and difficult for people who cannot properly use it.

Anyone who says computers are "meant to save time but waste time" obviously can't use them. Of course they save time. I saved two hours writing my essay by copying and pasting bits of other essays I found on the internet.
By Lorena