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Define Computers Meaning

Computers
Sometimes really great to have around the house, but other times annoying as hell.

Computers are the inanimate version of kids.
By Ashia
Computers
Plural for a bunch of things that suck.

Windows = Bugged
Mac = Useless
Linux = Why bother

If there were no problems and no viruses, Windows would be excellent.
By Rosabella
Computer
Similar to air conditioners. Works fine until you open up windows.

On second thought, air conditioners are better than computers.
By Beth
Computical
Dealing with computers as in Desktops, laptops, printers, and other peripherals.

We have a lot of computical equipment.
By Bethany
Computer
The most useful and most frustrating thing any human being will ever work with.

The computer crashed again. I lost three thousand lines of code.
By Willette
Computers
The answer to every single question.

Billy: How do they make cheese?
Bob: Computers.
By Patience
Computer
A machine consisting of a processing unit, some form of memory, and peripheral devices for input and output. Used almost exclusively for updating Adobe Flash, updating Adobe PDF Reader, updating Java, and updating iTunes.

I have a lot of work to do on the computer today, my Adobe PDF Reader hasn't been updated since last night and my Java is nearly three days old!
By Merralee
Computer
A tool that is supposed to save time but intead wastes time.

1. Viruses
2. Bugs
3. Crashes
4. Spyware
5. Urbandictionary.com :)
By Marleen
Computator
Somebody who spends the majority of their free time on their computer.

May also be used to describe the computer neophyte.

{From a TV spot for portable generators}:

Got a new incinerator,
Got a cool refrigerator,
Smell ya later computator
WORK! HOME!! PLAY!!!
By Benedetta
Computer
What you are on now

You are on the computer now
By Alaine