Define Adobe Meaning

The company that make software so overpriced it's pathetic. Examples include:

Photoshop: $700

Flash: $800 ($1600 for pro version)

Thank god for torrents.

A computer software company that specializes in making bloated, slow, and pathetically overpriced software, especially for graphics. Some software titles include:

Photoshop: A powerful, but slow, poorly designed and made, and too overpriced for anyone to really consider buying. Download it.

Acrobat: A standard Adobe is trying to force on everyone. A slow, bulky, and pathetic program. Many OTHER programs let you create PDF's for free.

4. A slang term used to refer to short homosexual Asian men.

the little car that's made out of clay.

The company which makes PHOTOSHOP, PREMIERE and etc.........
by Khansol.

To love someone or something beyond words would be to love someone or something adobically.

- A belief that John Warnock, the founder of Adobe, was the second coming of Christ.

The belief states that, "If you torrent the Adobe programs, you're going to hell but if you pay for the Adobe programs you're going to heaven, but you still have to pay $700 for Adobe Heaven and you have to wait 50 years in Adobe Limbo for it to install. "

(slang) Spanish term for human excrement. This is probably derived from the fact that the word also can signify mud (as in, a mixture of dirt and water), thus creating the clever wordplay.

An "Adobe" is when a person uses their fecal matter as lube when giving a hand job.

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