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Acrobat
A person who can stretch and flex in many ways. uses it mostly for sex-related games.

A stunt or jump done by a freak who wants to kill himself

I'd always want to fuck an acrobat. i would be able to do all the poses I can only imagine...

By Dasha
Acrobat
Application by Adobe for viewing PDF documents in Windows. Necessary for many tasks but generally a pain in the ass because it's bloated and slow.

Fucking damnit all of those motherboard manuals are in .pdf format and I don't have Acrobat installed and I'm on dialup and FUCK
By Britta
Acrobat
The dangling piece of sperm that hangs from your lovers face, particularly from the nose, ears and/or chin, after giving them a facial or a mis-shot pearl necklace. Not unlike what happened in "Something about Mary" from the ear...

But baby, you look so cute all covered in acrobats.

"Man, i blasted it on her face and she had this massive acrobat hanging from her nose!!"
By Marybeth
Acrobatical
one who excels at acrobaticism

larry's acrobatical performance was unbelievably queer
By Reeba
Acrobat
a pedophile, a child molesteror. From 'PDF File', the file used by 'acrobat reader'.

'That Bill Henson is a real acrobat'
By Gisela
Acrobat
a retard that can stretch and to flips... usually gay

he is a good acrobat
By Valli
Mental Acrobatics
the act of resisting logic and reason, otherwise known as mental gymnastics.

John is performing an amazing feat of mental acrobatics by accepting that the world is flat.
By Lela
Verbal Acrobat
A person that knows how to use a language very well and has an eye for coming up with his own words. Usually a person that is fun and talkative and WITTY.
Fluent, smoot and articulate. Practising verbal acrobatics needs a good general knowledge so that one can be very tricky and witty.

"Damn I almost peed in my pants, CJ is so good with words - he's a verbal acrobat!"
By Wynnie
Jew Acrobatics
Using legal trickery and technicalities to weasel one's way out of paying a bill or debt. Alternately using trickery and technicalities to make one pay a debt or bill despite their having good reason not to.

All it took was one hair within 3 yards of the soup and some Jew Acrobatics to avoid our restaurant bill.
By Nathalia
Dough Acrobat
a very accomplished pizza maker who is an expert dough tosser and pizza stretcher.

The Cooker: "How come we have to always do our jacking for beats at the Kirk Hotel?"
Pete Dick: "Because I have the hots for that dough acrobat that makes the pizzas."
The Cooker: "Dude, just do me a favor and don't piss her off like usual, we need her making those pizzas with love."
By Mavra