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Define To Make One Meaning

To Make One
To do a poo

Bloke: Why are you pulling that face?
Woman: I think I need to make one.
By Arlana
That Makes One Of Us
Sarcastic way to tell someone you disagree

Person 1: I thought that movie was great!

Person 2: That makes one of us

Person 1: I'd hit that

Person 2: That makes one of us
By Pauletta
Make One's Asshole Pucker
To be excited, or nervous about something.

1) That new girl makes your asshole pucker, doesn't she?

2) Damnit, the exit exam is really making my asshole pucker!

3) The Patriots being in the Super Bowl finals can make one's asshole pucker, but it certainly doesn't pucker mine!
By Robinet
Make One's Ass Pucker
to frighten one, to scare one badly

A disaster like that would make one's ass pucker.
By Sonya
Make One Up
Make one up isn't a name or a thing it's a a question like "can I make a drawing up!"

make one up
By Paulie
Make Me One With Everything
The above user is wrong, or is quoting some lame malapropism of the original joke.

"Make me one with everything" is the response given by a Buddhist to a hot dog vendor who asks him, "What can I make you?".

The joke is a play on words, as the oft-quoted Buddhist "motto" is to "be at one" or "be at peace" with everything natural in the world.

A Buddhist goes to a hot dog vendor and the vendor asks him "Hey buddy what can I make ya?".

"Make me one with everything" replies the Buddhist.
By Lily
Make Me One With Everything
What the mystic said to the pizza chef.

"Make me one with everything", the mystic said to the pizza chef. Need I say more?
By Bobina
Make Happy In One's Pants
1. To suddenly discover that one, under circumstances of excitement or happiness, that one has in fact ejaculated.

2. Goes the same for any type of substance which has been released into the underpants.

Mommy...I made happy in my pants again...
What have i told you about playing on the tyre swing?

1. Wow! A Butterfly!
It's enough to make happy in one's pants

2. You make one happy in one's pants!
By Ardra