One of the greatest animated shows on the internet, by AnimationEpic. Extremely underrated.
This show is about inanimate objects competing in a reality show. Most of the characters are really cool and interesting.
Trophy: We're both jocks.
Knife: No, you're a jock, and I'm a jerk. Big difference.
Primary usage: when inanimate objects seem to be fucking with through basic vegetative noncooperation, usually when you are already in a bad mood, late or drunk.
1. "Damn the Inanimate Skeezer Tony, now there's jizz inside my CD player"
2. "Daddy can i go down the slide?"
"Sure thing sweetey just wait till the Inanimate Skeezer is done."
By Camel
Inanimate Insanity
Inanimate Insanity is an object show running since 2011 on YouTube, created by Animation Epic. It originally was simply another object show heavily inspired by BFDI and followed a fairly narrow storyline, but in its second season, the lore and relationships between characters has deepened greatly to weave a complex and beautiful arc. Episodes typically take over a year to produce, however.
According to WilfridSellars, inanimate objects are actually "truncated persons": "Nature became the locus of 'truncated persons' (...) not, however, because a *new* category of impersonal things and impersonal processes had been achieved, but because the category of *person* is now applied to these things in a pruned or truncated form" (Wilfrid Sellars _Science, Perception and Reality_ 13).
Another way of saying this is that, at some former time, everything in the environment---including what we now refer to as "inanimate objects" were once afforded the full range of qualities associated with "personhood."