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Define April 2nd Meaning

April 2nd
April 2nd is for the people with the most amazing sense of humour, as they are too bad-ass to be born as April Fool's babys.

Hey, did you hear about that Steve kid that was born 2 minutes after April Fool's ended, on April 2nd?

Yea, he's a BAMF
By Zenia
April 2nd
The day you celebrate when you weren't born on April Fool's day

Person 1: wow today's April 2nd and my birthday
Person 2: oh nice!
Person 1: I'm so glad I wasn't born on the first. My life would be a JOKE!
By Zorina
April 2nd
National drop kick your short friend day. If you see your short friends, you get a free pass to kick them.

Person 1: Yo... you know what day it is today?
Person 2: April 2nd, why?
Person 1: It's National drop kick your short friend day!
By Pandora
April 2nd
The day ultimate midgets rise! Midgets born on April 2nd are special. April 2nd is national midget day so if you know a midget (female are better) you must worship them and bow at your feet.

Midget:BOW BEFORE MY KNEES
Person:Why?
Midget:Because its April 2nd
Person:ALL HAIL MIGHTY MIDGET!
By Sasha
April 2nd
National “let him hit day” this is simply the day where you let him hit don’t be difficult you know the rules.

I wasn’t going to let him smash because he has 6 different stds, but then he said today was April 2nd and next thing I knew my panties were off.
By Melodee
April 2nd
The day for small people to be respected in the pack. Small people rule! Small people are the best and should be recognized.

Yay! its April 2nd you need some milk.
or
Wow, I love April 2nd now people get to tell me about the weather down here!
By Lizabeth
April 2nd
National beat up men who think rape is funny day!

Hey, Its April 2nd!! Now where tf is John. 😐
By Gavrielle
April 2nd
April 2nd is International Remy hate Day to show mfs who is the nastiest rat around. It's a day to Hate on that stupid rat and be glad that he's dead

A: yo, you know what day it is?
B: April 2nd, it's international remy hate day
A: really? Glad that mfer Stuart ran that bastard down
By Rodi
April 2nd
On this day a boy named Daniel (Dani) should ask out a girl that he likes

Good luck asking that girl that you like out on April 2nd
By Cheslie
April 2nd
The baddest bitches are born on this day. They run the world by every foot step and everyone admires them. They can never commit to a serious relationship though. They just bounce around but at least people envy them.

Have you met her/him they were born on April 2nd
By Biddy